Armani Attitude by Giorgio Armani 2.5oz Eau De Toilette Spray for Men

Pros: Wearing it means you'll smell like Spookymonkey. Until he finds a new scent, that is.

Cons: Expensive, short-shelf life. Tastes like fermented urine.

The Bottom Line: Tasteful but expensive. There's similar colognes for cheaper on the market, but I'm uncultured and ignorant as to which. but you can buy it and smell like me.

Review: Do you want to know how this monkey keeps his harem of women monkeys full and his pimp hand strong? Well, the answer to that won't lie in this review, but you can learn how to smell like Spookymonkey in public this season. No one wants to smell ...